lawak antara bangsa..hoho

Lawak Kelakar Rambut Putih

Mat: Mak kenapa ayah ada rambut putih??

Mak: Dia banyak berfikir ada otak, nak.

Mat: Kenapa mak takde rambut putih? Tak de otak ke? 

 

Lawak Jenaka Nak kurus

Seorang lelaki yang agak tembam berjumpa dengan doktor untuk meminta nasihat bagi menguruskan badannya.

Lelaki tersebut menanya doktor "Doktor, boleh doktor bagi nasihat untuk saya kuruskan badan saya?"

Doctor membalas "Awak kena ambil sekeping roti di waktu pagi, waktu tengah hari pula hanya ambil buah-buahan atau salad sayur dan aktu malam sekeping roti lagi."

Lelaki tu cakap "Baiklah doktor, tapi semua itu saya kena ambil sebelum atau sesudah makan?"

 

Lawak Kelakar Bini Dapat Tau

Seorang lelaki bercerita pada seorang temannya. "Dulu aku ada segalanya. Wang, rumah besar, kereta - malah, aku juga ada wanita yang cantik. Sekarang dalam sekelip mata, semuanya dah hilang"

"Oh kesiannya. Apa yang berlaku? Kau diisytihar bankrap ke?" tanya si teman penuh simpati.

"Ahh, tak lah. Bini aku dapat tau."

I LOVE ARCHITECTURE

Architecture (Latin architectura, from the Greek ἀρχιτέκτων – arkhitekton, from ἀρχι- "chief" and τέκτων "builder, carpenter") can mean:

• The art and science of designing and erecting buildings and other physical structures.
• The practice of an architect, where architecture means to offer or render professional services in connection with the design and construction of a building, or group of buildings and the space within the site surrounding the buildings, that have as their principal purpose human occupancy or use.^[1]
• A general term to describe buildings and other structures.
• A style and method of design and construction of buildings and other physical structures.

A wider definition may comprise all design activity, from the macro-level (urban design, landscape architecture) to the micro-level (construction details and furniture). Architecture is both the process and product of planning, designing and constructing form, space and ambience that reflect functional, technical, social, and aesthetic considerations. It requires the creative manipulation and coordination of material, technology, light and shadow. Architecture also encompasses the pragmatic aspects of realizing buildings and structures, including scheduling, cost estimating and construction administration. As documentation produced by architects, typically drawings, plans and technical specifications, architecture defines the structure and/or behavior of a building or any other kind of system that is to be or has been constructed.

Architectural works are often perceived as cultural and political symbols and as works of art. Historical civilizations are often identified with their surviving architectural achievements.

Architecture sometimes refers to the activity of designing any kind of system and the term is common in the information technology world.